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Hello! My name is Mahijith Flink (my name Mahijith means "Conqueror of the earth") I am 59 years old I think, I have have never been that good with age and so, and for the first 10 years of my life I lived in the slum of India. My mother were a half Vietnamese half Irish and my father who was Russian did not treat us well at all. But when I got to the age of 10 I colected enough money to go away from India. I went on a trawling boat for almoast 30 days to reach Africa. I was the only one to survive from the trawling boat. The other man who also traveled with the fishing boat died when he tried to eat a flying swordfish, and I had to make the last kilometers to the Affrican coast all by my self. After my arival to africa I started my edducation as a fisherman, and it went really well. In the begining I loaded all my fish up on a small wooden wagon and walked to the city to sell my fish to the people. All the money I earned went to buy me a car, so that I could travel back and forward to the city to sell my fish, because that could increase my money-income. And after about 47 years I finaly had enough money to by my precious car, Cadillac Seadan 1938. Then one day, I sat on a internet café scrobbling threw my mail (that mainly was spam and other persons giving me tips of how to enlarge my penis). But one mail got my attention, it was just one line it said:

Congratlulation's, You are now officaly awesome. My best regards Mr. Asum. The mayor of Joranis.

I didn't know what to do, how could I be awesome. I jumped into my car, and drove straight threw the desert. I drove for houers, and suddenly my windowes went black, but I kept on driving. After that I have been driving for houers something fantastic happend, my windows suddenly went bright again, and I saw a huge city in front of me. And all time from there I have been living in awesome center.


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I have been living in awesome center for about 3 years now, and it's realy ossum. I got a apartement in the biggest house of awesome center, appartment 7 acctualy. I really like it in that appartement, it's not that big, but perfect for a lonly living person like me. It's a three roomer appartement plus a bathroom and kitchen of course. When you enter my appartement, you will see ha huge dining table right infront of you, thats my livingroom, where I eat, watch awesome-tv and other stuffs. If you go to the left after the livingroom you will come to my bedroom, and that one is really awesome, because my beadroom is just one big bead, that is very nice. My third room is just a garbage room, if you can say so, all the stuffs that I can't fit in my other room lands there, and it's impossible to find anything. I live on the bottom floor, and when I moved in I thought that bottom floor was the moast quite one, but NO! My neighbour, Chaz is so freaking annoying. Every night I hear his machines ore something making alot of wierd sounds threw the wall, and I can't stand it! I think he is some form of robot designer ore something fishy. But now I have a plan, I shall confront Chaz and make him tell me what's hes up to.



My favorite place in awesome center is the sea ofcorse, it's there I get my fish so I can live. Every morning at 5.40 am I start rowing my boat out in the open water all way out to the glass wall and then I take my little fishing rod and just sits there. It could be really boring sitting out there for a regular person but not for me, I think of the water waves roling in over land. It's accutally very nice. And every tuseday morning the Russian securety gard Tojojski is out cleaning the glass walls of dead birds and other things that had been flewing in to the wall at night. Once he told me that he cleand away poseidon from the wall, but I don't really beleve that.

12 of april 2010. I woke up with a bang, someting outside woke me upp and it sounded really loud, the trees outside waved in strange moves. Almoast immediately I understood something wasn't right, I couldn't hear Chaz's robots thingies. A normal day I would be happy but not today, something wasn't rigth. I stood by my window and saw the waves roling up on the beach, I considderd if I were going skip my fishing today, but no I had to get my fish for today. I went down to my boat and started to row out to my nets that were laying out there in the blue. But when I pulled them up I found out something very strange, there were no fish, not even the smallest herring. Something were goning on. I went back to my appartement and played some card with a mirror, I took a nap and thought about how I should get food now. I hear something outside, and suddenly, I see my boat flying in the air. I was chocked, what should I do now. I hear somebody running up the stairs so I pick upp my fishing rod so I could defend myself. Then my door slams in with a big bang, and the person who stands there is Chaz he had an enormus gun in his hand and he screamed: - Get to the BrB! Faster then a racoon in a elevator!! I had a million questions, but I followed Chaz down to the basement, he pushed me down into some form of a tunnel, and he told me to follow the tunnel as long as it goes, then I would find the brb. He left with a burp and a jägermeister in his hand. I crawled in the tunnel forever, and there were thousen of thougts that rumbeled around in my head. The biggest question of all were: "What is the brb". Finally I came to a big door, and on the doore it stood Привет, I have been reading russian in africa. So I knew it ment hello, but why? I opened the gigant door made of solid metal, and inside it was nobody, only vodka some food, a big carpet and a hell lot of knitted things. There were small kettle holders everywere, there were even paintings in the room witch was knitted. I sat down in one of the chairs, they were acctually really confteboule even if were made of solid iron. I heard some wierd noises, and then suddenly a whole group of people moved into the bunker. I had never met moast of the people but we started talking like crazy, after that I started playing chess with a really nice guy, Rush I think hes name of. I have never met anyone that were as good as me in chess but Rush were... And he won, that freaking bastard won with a classical e2, d2, e7 d7 move. So frustrating, I almoast wanted to kill him, but I held my anger inside me and when he didn't see I let my steem out at one of the pillows. Suddenly we in the bunker understands that we have absolutly no food in the bunker, just vodka. So we decided that one of us should go up to the supermarket on groundlevel to get som food. I voted for Rush, because if he died at least everybody will think that I am the unbeten one. But he diden't get voted out, it was Normal guy who got the moast votes. Dammit. After a wile of arguments he took a small knife and went out in the storm. We all sat verry worried down in the bunker, but after a while Normal guy came back with a asload of food in a shopping trolley. We all went verry happy and we ate a wonderfull Vepro-knedlo-zelo, thats the Czechia national dish. On the evening we had it kind of cosy, we played games and laughed and did things that normal people do. And after a long night we went to sleep. And on the morning we all woke up by Rush playing hi's guitar. Everybody, becides me clapped their hands. I would never clap my hands for a horrible person like Rush, he beat me the day before and I will never forget it. Never. And soon egnough revenge will come, I promise. We decided that some one should go up and check if the storm were over, Siri finally said that she ould go up and check. We all sat down the brb and bit our fingernails, and when Siri finally came down she had a wonderfull new whith her. So we all ran upp to check. The weather was now finnaly nice, the sky were all blue with just small white clouds hovering in the sky, we all went really happy and we looked at eachother and smiled really big. But then someone turned around, and we saw the so called city, it was almoast gone. Just ruins left of the so called houses. We all went really quiet, and then all went back to their places to chek if anything of there beloved homes were left. I went home to, and when I saw the appartement building. Oh god, it were a disaster. Nothing were left, just a half building and the rest of it were spread out all over the area. What shall we do?

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The Carnival

After that we had gotten out of the BrB we all decided to meat back beside the water outside our house at 7pm to talk about what we should do, then we all split up and went to our homes. I went to my house, but i found out that there was no idea at all, because the house were not there at all, it was only a big hole in the ground and small pipes pointing up to the bare air. So I went down to sit by the water and just wait for other people to show up. And I didn't have to wait for long, because nobody had anywere to stay, all our homes was destroied.

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