Samuel



**Hello, My name is Random Dude, because my parents couldn’t come up with any better name, duh -.- So, Random is my first name and Dude is my surname. But I’m 18 years old and that's totally awesome! I live in an apartment with my girlfriend Superawesomehotgirl. But in fact, that’s just what I call her.. In real life her name is Emma. We’ve soon been together for three years now so we’re awesome!**** We live in the same building as “Normal Guy” and that is sooo cool.** **Normal guy and I like to go skiing and to play video games, and** **with Normal guy next to you you’ll never get bored. (oh damn, I think I just cheated and started chapter two a little bit early) Anyway, I’ve just graduated and haven’t got a job so right now I’m taking a sabbatical year so I can ski and hang out with my girlfriend all the time I want. Then what about money? Well, daddy takes care of that $$$.**
 * __Here's a super hot and awesome pic of me! >__ [[image:_1271851152_555.png width="223" height="214" align="left"]]

__<-- Here's hot pic of Superawesomehotgirl. __ Me and my wife (Is she your wife or your girlfriend?) recently moved to Awesome Centre and we think that it's a wounderful place. We live in the middle of the town next to two big apple-trees. In the summer I like to sit underneath one of the trees and just listen to the sound of the birds. That makes me relaxed and that's also one of the things I like the most about Awesome Centre. And our apartment is awesome! It's so big and the furnitures are very comfortable, I'll show you a picture of it here: ** **As I told you before I live next to Normal Guy, and he's a very kind and nice guy who offers everybody help. Actually, he helped us to move our furniture when we moved in here. I dislike the rest of my neighbours because they are always telling me to turn the volume down during night-time...** I don't really spend any time working out or going to the gym, because I don't want to. Simple as that. But I get a lot of workout from my skiing so I'm not a fat bum if you guys think so... Normal Guy built a water-ramp last summer so that we can ski in the summer, and that is pretty cool actually. **
 * Often you can see me beside the real robots shop, where** Chaz Tropp**, my big homie works.

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 * But skiing isn't the only interest I have... I like spending quality time with my girlfriend and just to take it easy. Also, me and Normal Guy skate a lot in the summer when we cannot get any snow. Check out this awesome edit! ( It says Victor Folcke but I'm sure it's lying. It IS Normal Guy.**

- You can't skate in the park young boy!!!! she screamed angrily. - Why not? The park is made for everyone, I told her. - You are destroying to ground!! Get out of here before I get really angry! - Of course. I didn't want to get into any trouble so I skated away..
 * One time when I was skating at the local park, an old crazy woman came towards me.

I think that is wrong! Everybody should be able to skate wherever they want, skateboarding is not a crime! :) **


 * Here's a little part of my diary from the 12h of april. [[image:dagbok_1.PNG]][[image:dagbok_2.PNG width="458" height="743"]]

The next part of my diary was destroyed... But I still remember what I wrote!!

When we entered the room the first thing we saw was a big mountain of vodka bottles. We were so happy because now we could get drunk!! We met a bunch of other people we had never seen before and some of them threw off a crazy party! I don't know for how long time we were there, but it was a lot of parties you know. I don't really remember a lot from the basement because I was drunk all the time. (I think) But one thing I remember was meeting my friend Chaz Tropp. We played chess for 4 hours I think... I have no idea who won, but I remember Chaz swearing one time, but maybe that was for the vodka, because both of us were of course drunk. I also remember Chaz playing pac-man for a very long time... Give it a shot! A little bit later the whole group of people down there had a wote. media type="custom" key="5920065" align="right" Someone needed to get food otherwise we were going to starve! Everyone (almost) voted for Normal Guy (I'm lazy so I don't link to his page) We waited for hours and were trying to come up with something fun to do but the only thing availible(except for chess and pacman) were vodka bottles.

But then finally! He arrived! he had lots of food. We ate until we couldn't fit more food in our stomaches. He also had a lot of candy wich we also ate a lot from. I didn't wrote anything else in my diary so now it's time to get away from this lazy basement. Everyone writes so slow and I don't have anything more to write about (the basement stuff) so I'm adding another crazy game to not get bored... **media type="custom" key="5957605" width="120" height="120"

When we had played super mario for three hours I realized that the storm may be over. I walked against the door and asked if someone wanted to join me. It was quiet. But my girlfriend raised her hand to not make me feel like "epic fail". We opened the door and started to walk upwards the tunnel, it felt soo much longer now then before. After about ten minutes we arrived to our regular basement underneath our house, and it felt like home. I was a little bit scared about the storm still going on but I didn't wanted to look like a pussy in front of my girlfriend so I carefully opened the door.
 * Everyone is sooo slow so I'm continuing now.

Not a sound. The storm wasn't there but you could really see that something awful had happened there. The town was in a mess. Chairs, doors, trees, everything was everwhere.

Appearently johanna said she went up to look for the storm but fuck that I won't change my story!! mohahahahah ...**

I picked up the gun (the gun was lying on the ground beside my feet, because there's always gun's on the ground in awesome center.) My girlfriend took her knife, and cut through her neck. Then I pointed the gun towards my head.. and took a deep breath.**
 * I've had enough of this now, time to make an end.

// **Good bye.** //



** Emma älskar sin ​Samuel mest (och vodka) **